Monday, 22 February 2010

Britain a Nation of Whingeing Women and Grasses

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8527170.stm

If you say something offensive these days, someone will call you a bully. The person who calls you a bully is invariably female because they are the ones who are permanently offended and permanently whingeing. We have turned into a nation of whingeing women and grasses. Naturally, the Chief Executive of the Anti-Bullying Helpline is a WOMAN. No self-respecting man would take the job.

Friday, 5 February 2010

demise of the stiff upper lip

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/7149940/Last-Mitford-girl-bemoans-demise-of-the-stiff-upper-lip.html

It was precisely this impression that convinced the rest of the world that the English were a superior race.

Stiff upper lip was an aristocratic and masculine virtue. Modern Britain now prefers proletarian and feminine vices.

Tuesday, 2 February 2010

How Sharia law can help the England Team

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8492488.stm

Many hands are being wrung over the adulterous relationship between married father of two England Football Captain John Terry and the ex-girlfriend of his team mate Wayne Bridge, Vanessa Perroncel.

http://www.usc.edu/schools/college/crcc/engagement/resources/texts/muslim/quran/024.qmt.html


024.002
YUSUFALI: The woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication,- flog each of them with a hundred stripes: Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day: and let a party of the Believers witness their punishment.
PICKTHAL: The adulterer and the adulteress, scourge ye each one of them (with) a hundred stripes. And let not pity for the twain withhold you from obedience to Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day. And let a party of believers witness their punishment.
SHAKIR: (As for) the fornicatress and the fornicator, flog each of them, (giving) a hundred stripes, and let not pity for them detain you in the matter of obedience to Allah, if you believe in Allah and the last day, and let a party of believers witness their chastisement.

Give them a hundred lashes each, and we can all move on!